bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

“what do i want? i want to take you on dates. i want to bring you flowers and make you blush. i want to wake up next to you and pull you closer into my arms. i want to give you my jacket when it’s raining. i want to play mario kart with you, and take it way too seriously. i want to make you listen to some cheesy, unknown love song because it describes exactly what you do to me. i want to take pictures with you and put them on facebook to sicken all our friends. i want to make really shitty pizza with you, that we can be proud of because we made it together. i want to give you my last pringle or chip on the plate. i want to be able to kiss you. i want to feel your smile when i kiss you. i want to give you massages after long days at work. i want to get matching onesies with you for when it’s cold. i want to curl up in bed and watch netflix all day with you. i want to know all those little things about you that seem so irrelevant, but mean everything to me. i want to wake up in the morning and make you coffee, the way i know you like it. i want to stand in the taxi queue with you at 4am on a sunday morning in the pouring rain. i want to make you happy.”
-- me, right now. (via jayisnotfunny)

pavender:

theprophetchuck:

captain-rel:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

mamebig:

Into the Woods, 2014 (x)

FUCK I AM EXCITED

SO MANY WONDERFUL ACTORS I CANNOT WAIT!!!

GUYS. ITS A DISNEY MUSICAL. BY THE DIRECTOR OF CHICAGO AND THE PRODUCER OF WICKED. WATCH THE TRAILER.

I hope they don’t have that swinging dong like in the mainstage production ;__;

[[HEAVY BREATHING]]

(Source: porpetinascamander)

shazams:

on his way to steal yo gurl

shazams:

on his way to steal yo gurl

"Go ahead, make my millennium."

Beetlejuice (1988)